OH! Tough break college! Science is fun!

Jack

Jack: Owe! What did you do that for?
Allison: I'm worried about you. You've never studied thermodynamics or physics and you're doing work that could rewrite the text books.
Jack: I know! Turns out [whispers] it's not that hard!

Allison, for the first time I fit in. I don't want to go back to being the dumb ol'sheriff.

Jack

Allison: I would like my husband back.
Jack: I'm right here, I'm just better.
Allison: But you've lost the best part of you. Your heart.

Holly: What are you doing here?
Doug: You're my Princess Leia.
Holly: You're going to help me!
Doug: But I'm not your only hope!

Jack: Ali, my first marriage failed because I didn't put down roots. That's not going to happen this time [takes out two wedding rings]
Allison: You put a lot of thought into this.
Jack: Yeah
Allison: Jack, your perfect.

Doug: I've got ya
Holly: Yeah, you do.

Zane: Bring in a few of her favorite things, photos, music, your dorky little DnD game.
Doug: That is not dorky.
Zane: Actually it is.

All I could think was any place is the right place when I'm with you.

Allison

Jo: Is that...
Allison: Fargo.
Jack: Yeah, this is going to go well.

Jack: What do you figure, we going to blow something up or get covered in goo?
Jo: Why are you so pessimistic?
Jack: Really?
Jo: [timidly] Right, I think I'm gonna go with goo.
Jack: I'll go with blow something up.

Allison: We are green across the board, everything is good.
Jack: I cleared my whole morning for damage control.
Jo: Me too.
Jack: Coffee?

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.