Popular Eureka Quotes
Sometimes you can't always be the good guy.
Grant
I am really enjoying the higher cheekbones.
Deputy Andy
Jo: Andy, can you go out to the launch site and check for crows, they may be acting drunk.

Deputy Andy: Drunk crows, I'm on it!
Huh, I seem to be conflagrating, weird.
Deputy Andy
Zoe: I shouldn't have yelled.

Carter: No you shouldn't ... ah ... water ... bridge ... got it.
Carter: You wanted aggression.

Zoe: (nod)

Carter: I think you're gonna get an "A." 

Zoe: Think?
Claudia: This is Eureka, I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Carter: Consider yourself lucky.
Fargo: One day of getting to look like I know what I am doing, is that too much to ask for?
Carter: Evidently.
Claudia: You can trust me, I was a campfire girl.
Fargo: Please tell me you kept the uniform.... For posterity.
Grant: I think it might be a quantum-chromo-dynamic-confinement-anomaly.
Carter: Now you're just stringing words together.
That's it? I came to Eureka and all I got was this stupid fence?
Claudia
Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.