Carter: I need to put this on the mine where your head is.
Fargo: But my head is where my head is.
Carter: This will help keep it there.

Has anyone ever told you that your PH levels are perfectly balanced?

Deputy Andy

Carter: You were bragging about going on a date with his mom. If you bragged about a date with my mom I would run off in the woods too.
Grant: I will be sure never to tell you about it.

You gave me an emotion program? That is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.

Deputy Andy

Sarah I love your new scent, very citrusy.

Deputy Andy

Nothing like being chased by a giant killer robot to make you want your mom.

Carter

You were right; I am not your Henry... yet.

Henry

Come with me if you want to live. (Shout-out to The Terminator)

Fargo

Get away from him you bitch! (Shout-out to Aliens)

Allison

Why did it take me 40 years to do that?

Carter

So he rejiggered the perm! I knew someone had rejiggered something!

Carter

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.