Allison: How are we doing?
Zoe: We are not garden statuary anymore.

Carter: Some homecoming huh?
Zoe: It certainly wasn't dull.

Zoe asked me advice about her new guy. Her new guy is my *old* guy?!

Jo

Hard to be the big dog with your tail between your legs.

Jessica Lansky

That never stops being creepy.

Carter

Carter: You're dead, or undead.
Stark: (looks in mirror) Nope, not a vampire.

Hey Carter, all done playing doctor with your robot?

Stark

Carter: I just don't get it
Stark: Its science Carter, nobody expects you to get it.

Seriously Farto, is there anything you are not afraid of? How about bunny rabbits?

Jessica Lansky

Carter: Geez, put a shirt on!
Stark: This is your imagination.

Allison: You were exposed Grant, who are you seeing?
Carter: Tall leggy blonde, slinky red dress.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.