Popular Eureka Quotes
Jo: Smart Dust?
Jack: Not so smart anymore.
Fargo: The good news is that the cloud is stabilizing and only equipment is being effected.
Jack: Oh, a few more hours of bladder control... I'll take it!
Fargo: Clicker! Who says you're not "sciency"
Jack: Almost everybody.
You made me a better person, if you're looking to take responsibility for something, take responsibility for that.
Grace
Zane: You're telling me that Carter, Henry, and Jo are all evil clones made by Holly?
Fargo: Technically they are programed intelligences in bioprinted bodies, but yeah - evil clones.
Zane: I knew Jo was off, but not THAT off!
Fargo: Tell me about it, my resurrected girlfriend is the Manchurian Candidate.
Fargo: We were just talking military man stuff.
Jo: Really, you served? Which division?
Fargo: Uh long division?
Parrish: You dematerialized me.
Zane: What happen to non-lethal weapons?
Parrish: That one's a work in progress. I taste like chicken.
Their making me do things, like I'm walking in my sleep. Except that instead of raiding the fridge I'm spitting out bodies like the queen alien on LV426
Holly
Kevin: You mean he's a clone? Can we keep him please?
Allison: This is Jack evil twin not a puppy!
It's like that dream where you're trying to scream but all you can speak is orkish.
Holly
Parrish: You know Donovan, I've always maintained that under proper supervision you're not incompetent.
Zane: Well damn Parrish, that's probably the nicest thing you said to anyone - ever
