Fargo: Hello, cop types. Bad guys are not going to find themselves
Carter: Is he getting bossier?
Jo: I kind of like it.

What's going on with you and Allison and the truth, I will taze you.

Jo

What is it with you guys and "theoretical?"

Carter

Henry: You know what they say, "Absolute power corrupts...."
Grant: Absolutely.

Why did that not feel like a first kiss?

Zan

Fargo: Maybe someone outside of Eureka will see how small we are and try to help us?
Jo: Like who? Oh, like a big-hearted elephant?

Taggart: I am going to need a little helper.
Carter: I am not wearing a pointy hat.

Zoe: We can still make it home if you want to go.
Carter: We are home.

Carter: Spending Christmas with friends and family in Eureka, that's the best gift of all.
Kid 1: Wow man way to sappy.
Kid 2: Seriously, I got a cavity.

Henry: The rapid expansion must have cooled the moisture in our atmosphere.
Carter: Henry, it's snowing.
Henry [smiling]: It's snowing.

Grace: Did we have a launch scheduled?
Allison: No.
Carter: So not good then.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.