Popular Eureka Quotes
Fargo: Hello, cop types. Bad guys are not going to find themselves
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Jo: I kind of like it.
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What is it with you guys and "theoretical?"
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Grant: Absolutely.
Why did that not feel like a first kiss?
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Jo: Like who? Oh, like a big-hearted elephant?
Taggart: I am going to need a little helper.
Carter: I am not wearing a pointy hat.
Zoe: We can still make it home if you want to go.
Carter: We are home.
Carter: Spending Christmas with friends and family in Eureka, that's the best gift of all.
Kid 1: Wow man way to sappy.
Kid 2: Seriously, I got a cavity.
Henry: The rapid expansion must have cooled the moisture in our atmosphere.
Carter: Henry, it's snowing.
Henry [smiling]: It's snowing.
Grace: Did we have a launch scheduled?
Allison: No.
Carter: So not good then.
Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.