Favorite Fairly Legal Quotes
Coffee, muffins, cookies, anything that might make grumpy men feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Kate
What can I say, I failed sharing in preschool.
Kate
How'd ya like THEM apples?
Kate
David: I don't know if you heard me a minute ago there but I'm here to see Kate.
Lauren: You have a record and a liquor license which is a parole violation. Did you hear that?
Trust me those guys haven't been happy since before there was manned space flight.
Leonardo
Kate: I got held up.
Leo: Oh yeah, what? Traffic, gunpoint, giant squid?
Kate: All of the above.
Kate: Please, reschedule for later on today.
Leo: Great.
Kate: Why is that great?
Leo: I thought you were going to ask me to chase him down the stairs.
Kate: I don't wear a watch.
Judge Nicastro: That explains a lot.
Nobody knows how to hold a grudge anymore.
Joseph
If by he, you mean the naked man on the balcony across the way, then yes. He's out there. Oh my God! He's eating a bagel. Why does that seem dirty and not like in a good way kind of dirty.
Kate
We're prosecutors. An apology is an admission of guilt.
Justin
Leo: My scary girls are missing.
Kate: That's why we put away our toys when we're done paying with them.
