You know being taken hostage sounds really good right now.

Kate

Sometimes you've got to dance with the tiger. Take a whip.

Ben

What if doing the right think is wrong?

Kate

You can't save the whole world.

Ben

You need to stop playing lawyer and let me be the lawyer.

Lauren

Call me or pretend to call me and let me know what you said.

Ben

I am so your gal when it comes to mediation but keeping the whole city from coming to a halt...I couldn't have been your first choice for that.

Kate

I'd rather enjoy $50,000.

Ben

This is not some penny ante suit that I'm kicking to you so I can spend a day at the track.

Nicastro

Lauren: It was a $50,000 painting.
Justin: For a buffalo?
Lauren: Bison.

When I am the most mature person in a conversation we are in big trouble.

Kate

The mediator's pretty when she's not talking.

Beth

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate