If you can end a marriage without pain, then it wasn't much of a marriage to begin with.

Kate

Agent Donovan: So Ms. Reed. Do you always work shoeless?
Kate: Only on warm days.

Unless Flash Dance makes a massive come back, he's going down.

Ben

I found this defect in my alarm clock. It's called a snooze button.

Kate

The cast of the Deadliest Catch is here.

Leo

I'm the cold bitch who made you sleep with another woman.

Kate

Ben: Litigation not mediation is what keeps the lights on around here.
Kate: Then go sue someone and let me do my job.

If you don't actually pull fish out of the water just shut up.

Kate

I'm just old kid, I'm not blind.

Nicastro

Are you just a fisherman? No. You're a fisherman and a jackass.

Ben

She has no pop tarts, no waffles. I mean how does a person live without waffles?

Kate

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate