Fairly Legal

Fairly Legal Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 7: "Coming Home"

Kate: Why are you breathing heavy? It's too early for that kind of call.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: Leo big. Spider small.
Leo: That's how they get in your ear.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "Believers"

Justin: The world is full of stray puppies, isn't it?
Kate: You say that like it's a bad thing, Justin.
Justin: Oh, I love puppies.
Kate: You don't have a puppy.
Justin: I love them from a distance.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leo: I just need your advice on a personal matter.
Kate: That fills me with a mix of curiosity and terror
 • Rating: Unrated

Leo: How are you going to get anybody to Mars if you don't build rockets. It's the bus of the future.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: Oh. Is that poison?
Justin: It's decaf.
Kate: Are you trying to kill me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: How'd ya like THEM apples?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "The Two Richards"

Kate: I got held up.
Leo: Oh yeah, what? Traffic, gunpoint, giant squid?
Kate: All of the above.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: If by he, you mean the naked man on the balcony across the way, then yes. He's out there. Oh my God! He's eating a bagel. Why does that seem dirty and not like in a good way kind of dirty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leo: You should always assume I have your best interest at heart, even if I don't. It will make both our lives much easier.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: Did you know that in San Francisco it's not illegal to be naked as long as you're not trying to arouse yourself or others?
Kate: Well I thought that was the whole point of being naked.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Bo Me Once"

Justin: I'll be smarter.
Kate: Justin, you can only work with what God gave you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Spencer: Lou never trusted my Dad. My Dad never trusted Lou. That's why they had lunch together every single week.
Lauren: To express their mutual distrust.
Spencer: Exactly.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leo: You're putting Kate in charge of paperwork? Kate, who never does paperwork for anything, ever. I just found an unpaid American Express bill from 2003 in her desk drawer. But yes, if you want me to, I will tell her to get right on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bo: I think Katie's right.
Kate: Kate, my name's Kate.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: Have you ever heard the saying it takes sugar to get honey. If you use venom you will get venom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 3: "Benched"

Andrew: Thanks for saving my ass this morning.
Kate: Everybody needs something to sit on.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lauren: What do you know about customs law.
Kate: We have books about it in the Law library.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: Please, reschedule for later on today.
Leo: Great.
Kate: Why is that great?
Leo: I thought you were going to ask me to chase him down the stairs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: We don't board. We don't seize. We are not pirates.
 • Rating: Unrated

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