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How are you going to get anybody to Mars if you don't build rockets. It's the bus of the future.


Kate: Oh. Is that poison?
Justin: It's decaf.
Kate: Are you trying to kill me?

How'd ya like THEM apples?


Kate: I got held up.
Leo: Oh yeah, what? Traffic, gunpoint, giant squid?
Kate: All of the above.

If by he, you mean the naked man on the balcony across the way, then yes. He's out there. Oh my God! He's eating a bagel. Why does that seem dirty and not like in a good way kind of dirty.


You should always assume I have your best interest at heart, even if I don't. It will make both our lives much easier.


Justin: Did you know that in San Francisco it's not illegal to be naked as long as you're not trying to arouse yourself or others?
Kate: Well I thought that was the whole point of being naked.

Justin: I'll be smarter.
Kate: Justin, you can only work with what God gave you.

Spencer: Lou never trusted my Dad. My Dad never trusted Lou. That's why they had lunch together every single week.
Lauren: To express their mutual distrust.
Spencer: Exactly.

You're putting Kate in charge of paperwork? Kate, who never does paperwork for anything, ever. I just found an unpaid American Express bill from 2003 in her desk drawer. But yes, if you want me to, I will tell her to get right on it.


Bo: I think Katie's right.
Kate: Kate, my name's Kate.

Have you ever heard the saying it takes sugar to get honey. If you use venom you will get venom.

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Fairly Legal Season 1 Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.