Family Guy "April in Quahog" Quotes
Stewie: When you jumped through my ceiling, you let an owl in. I know they're supposed to be wise, but all it did was shriek and poop out half digested mice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Uh oh, is it stinky cause I farted? Cause sometimes I can suck them back in.
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Chris, how are all your friends at school?
Chris: What do you care, you don't even know who my friends are.
Peter: Sure I do... Chandler... Fonzy... and Remington Steele?
Chris: You got lucky, dad.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Yeah that's right. You buy your kid ridiculously homoerotic dolls and then ask what happened. Yep, your gay son is on you, buddy. Explain that one to your god.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tommy Lee: Everyone's special.
Peter: Rock drummer Tommy Lee!
Tommy Lee: And if you're wife ever tells you you're not special, punch her right in her hepatitis.
Peter: Thanks rock drummer Tommy Lee!
Tommy Lee: Hey, you know what else is really cool? Having sex with sun glasses on.
Peter: I have a lot of things to try now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tricia Takanawa: I'm standing here with Mr. Hawking, the first white man I've ever met who knows math better than me.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6
