I'm gonna see which lobster I think deserves to die.

Chris

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• Added: April 27, 2014

I tucked it between my legs as a joke and then it got stuck.

Chris

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• Added: April 27, 2014

All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try buffering.

Chris

• Permalink: All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try buffering.
• Added: April 27, 2014

Peter: Let me help you! I'm great at finding stuff. Last night, I found Lois's g-spot!
Lois: No, he didn't!
Peter: I didn't think she was home.

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• Added: April 27, 2014

Lesbians have regular carpets, too, you pervs.

Peter

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• Added: April 27, 2014