Family Guy "Blind Ambition" Quotes
Stewie: This is the worst use of money since I tricked out my Big Wheel.
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: Peter, you're really are putting away those Mentos.
Peter: Oh, these aren't Mentos, Lois. Everybody, you are looking at a guy who is going to set a new world record. I am going to eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before
• Rating: Unrated
Tom: We go live with the local blind man. Sir, how did you suddenly summon the courage to save your friend from that burning building?
Peter: That freaking place was on fire?!
Tom: And there you have it. Coming up next, "Watch me shave."
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Okay, first of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years, all right. Either have the baby or don't
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom Tucker: In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record for "Most Drugs Ever Done by a Single Human Being" died today; he was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter [To Horace]: Hey, ya ever watch that show Scrubs? Yeah Lois had it on the other night, I was fading in and out, but I was wondering, which one's the funny guy?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6
