Family Guy "Death is a Bitch" Quotes (Page 2)
Peter: Look. Here they are. My family. Guys, I don't say this often enough, but I'm gonna die!
Lois: Oh my god.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
• Rating: Unrated
Diane: And now to Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa, who filed this report... all by herself!
Trisha: Thanks Diane. I'm standing here at the bar where townsperson Peter Griffin withstood a barrage of bullets and did not die. Peter, you're telling me if I shot you with this channel 5 pistol you will be completely unharmed?
Peter: Why don't you give it a shot? Ah ah ah! Oh god! Oh god! Ah... haha just kidding
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: I'm fine! What are ya, coming on to me now?
Lois: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you that you're healthy.
Doctor: Can it be both?
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Wait a second. That's it! They can't make a dead guy pay his bill. All I gotta do is write "deceased" right here where it says name and where it says sex, I'll write "no thanks, I'm dead". It's bulletproof
• Rating: Unrated
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