Family Guy Season 8 Episode 8: "Dog Gone" Quotes
Brian: Wait a sec, just to prove a point to me, you burned down a liquor store and murdered a dog?
Stewie: Just a stray.
Brian: ....Thank You.
Lois: That's a great idea, maybe you can join PETA.
Peter: Join me for what?
Lois: No, PETA, the organization.
Peter: What organization?
Lois: PETA is an acronym, Peter.
Peter: No I'm not, I'm Catholic.
Stewie: Are we really doing this?
Brian: I can't believe our society values the life of a dog less than a human. It's infuriating.
Stewie: That is infuriating. Maybe you should go bark at a tree and then chew on your balls for an hour.
Chris: Can I get some covers over here?
Consuela: No, your fat keep you warm.
Stewie [on the phone]: You're the new housekeeper aren't you?
Stewie: I don't want to point fingers but I'm missing about thousand dollars of play money.
Consuela: I take.
Stewie: What? You took it?
Stewie: Then give it back.
Consuela: Come get it, bitch.
Oh Mr. Swanson is sleep crawling again.Stewie
Why's she wearing make up like she's going out? Is this going out for them?Stewie [about maid]