Family Guy

Family Guy "Don't Make Me Over" Quotes

Mayor Adam West: Oh God, I love this song and I love it when amateurs sing the lyrics, but I hate baseball cards
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: Hey, um, do you want to, I don't know, go out sometime?
Craig: Heh, that's about as unlikely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own, which I would never do. I play by my own rules, nobody else's, not even my own.
Meg: How about a movie?
Craig: I don't go out with dudes
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: Mom, Dad, am I ugly?
Lois: Oh, of course not sweetie.
Peter: Yeah, where did you get a stupid idea like that?
Meg: Craig Hoffman.
Peter: Craig Hoff...Craig Hoffman said that? Well he's a sharp kid, you might be ugly
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Hey Fallon! Say goodnight you bum! [Punching Jimmy Fallon repeatedly] And this is for laughing during every comedy sketch you've ever been in! Who do you think you are, Carol Burnett? You think that she did it so it's alright for you? You haven't earned what she's earned! Alright, now where is the guy who slept with my daughter?!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: I'm worried about Meg. She's spiraling out of control, I mean what if she develops a coke habit?
Peter: No Coke, Pepsi! Aww, come on! You set me up for that one!
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter [about Meg]: Look Lois, I love meal ticket just as much as I love Chris and Stevie but business is business
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: Wow, Saturday Night Live! I can't think of anything more exciting... Oh my God! A water fountain! Ha ha ha ha ha!
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter [on being on SNL]: You mean I'm going to get to meet John Belushi and Gilda Radner and Phil Hartman and Chris Farley and Horatio Sanz?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: I'm not comfortable with my daughter being exploited like that.
Meg: Shut up Mom! I want to be exploited
 • Rating: Unrated

Cleveland: Cool, Glenn! You look like Tommy Lee!
Quagmire: Well that oughta be appropriate, since I just found out I have hepatitis
 • Rating: Unrated

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