Peter: Lois, why is my son playing with a vacuum like a girl? Here. Play with this discus and javelin. Then you can grow up like a man like track and field star Bruce Jenner -- the greatest man in the world. Maybe you'll even end up on a box of Wheaties.
Stewie: Didn't these used to have nuts in 'em?

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• Added: April 22, 2018

If God would have wanted women in the workplace he would have made them alcoholics.

Peter

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• Added: April 22, 2018

Even in the 50s you're a scumbag.

Stewie

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• Added: April 22, 2018

If you want to have fun with your girl try dancing. It's fun and good for your health.

Peter

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• Added: April 22, 2018

For 60 years, Sundays have meant God, football and Family Guy. And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons.

Peter

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• Added: April 22, 2018