Family Guy "Fiften Minutes of Shame" Quotes
Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: You know, some people think that dandelions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Meg: That's it, I want those cameras off!
Chris: Fourth wall, You're breaking the fourth wall!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hot Meg: Hi Chris.
Chris: Oh my God! You know my name?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 5
