Family Guy "Fore, Father" Quotes
Meg: Mom, I can't clean, I've got stuff to do.
Lois: Meg, we all know you don't have stuff to do
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Doctor: Hum, 29 pounds, that's big for your age.
Stewie: Well forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials
• Rating: Unrated
Caddy Manager: Hey, you that Griffin boy's father? Patty Tanager, the caddy manager. Yeah, it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Cleveland: I can't believe how terrible the fishing was.
Peter: Yeah, all we caught was a tire, a boot, a tin can, and this book of clichés
• Rating: Unrated
Joe: Hey, Quagmire! You wanna come camping with us?
Quagmire: Sorry, boys. The only tent I'm gonna be pitchin' this weekend is... well, you can see where I'm goin' with this. Oh
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: I say, Rupert, this paste is delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6
