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Meg: Mom, I can't clean, I've got stuff to do.
Lois: Meg, we all know you don't have stuff to do

Doctor: Hum, 29 pounds, that's big for your age.
Stewie: Well forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials

Hey, you that Griffin boy's father? Patty Tanager, the caddy manager. Yeah, it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Caddy Manager

Cleveland: I can't believe how terrible the fishing was.
Peter: Yeah, all we caught was a tire, a boot, a tin can, and this book of clichés

Joe: Hey, Quagmire! You wanna come camping with us?
Quagmire: Sorry, boys. The only tent I'm gonna be pitchin' this weekend is... well, you can see where I'm goin' with this. Oh

I say, Rupert, this paste is delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction!

Stewie
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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

Joe: Hey, Quagmire! You wanna come camping with us?
Quagmire: Sorry, boys. The only tent I'm gonna be pitchin' this weekend is... well, you can see where I'm goin' with this. Oh

I say, Rupert, this paste is delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction!

Stewie
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