Brian: OMG, Stewie. What are you doing in the toilet with the lid closed?
Stewie: Ted R. says this is where a piece of crap has to live.

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• Added: October 11, 2015

It's so salty and chunky where you don't want it to be.

Stewie

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Hey, Meg, I like your new boyfriend. Every pot finds a lid, huh?

Peter

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• Added: October 11, 2015

So I was wondering why this tampon commerical was so long, until I realized it was a rerun of Sex and The City

Brian

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We act like we didn't take a lot from The Simpsons, but we took a lot from The Simpsons.

Peter

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• Added: October 11, 2015

Stand up is so 20 years ago. Twitter's only three years ago.

Stewie

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• Added: October 11, 2015