Family Guy "I Dream of Jesus" Quotes
Peter: You seem like a nice guy. Why don'tcha come over to my house for dinner tonight?
Jesus: Okay. But I don't get off 'til 7:00.
Peter: Great! We'll have a blast. After we eat, we can watch that YouTube footage of Marlee Matlin callin' Moviefone.
[cut to said clip]
Moviefone: Please say the name of the movie you'd like to see now.
Matlin: The Last Mimzy.
Moviefone: I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. Please say the name of the movie you'd like to see now.
Matlin: [impatiently] The Last Mimzy.
Moviefone: You have selected 300. If this is the movie you'd like to see, say yes now.
Moviefone: You have confirmed 300.
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Brian, can I see that paper for a sec? [Brian hands him the paper] Huh, that's odd. I thought that would be big news.
Brian: You thought what would be big news?
Peter: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Peter: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
Brian: Heard what?
Stewie: Brian, don't! [Peter puts the record on and starts dancing and singing]
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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