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Jerome: There is I must fess to, when we were living together I had myself lots of nasty ass sex with Meg.
Peter: I don't care about that.

You're being silly, Jerome and I dated over twelve inches go.


Sorry I was out of it. I'm sorry are we being robbed?


I got time for whatever I want, fool. My watch dont't tell time, I tell it.

Peter: I know you're interested in being the fourth guy in our entourage, Kevin Connolly, but aren't you a little small?
Quagmire: I'll tell you what you can be in our group if I can have some of your cereal.
Kevin Connolly: Oh no, they're after me Kevin Connoly charms.

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