Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 14 Episode 4: "Peternormal Activity *" Quotes
I can't go to jail. They'll razz me good on account of my belly.
If cellphones worked, every movie would be two minutes long.
Quagmire
What if God is a serial killer? He lowers the average lifespan of humans to 65.
I'm as creative as the first spider to spin a web.
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