Family Guy "Peter's Daughter" Quotes (Page 2)
Peter: That's an even more beautiful sight than 72 virgins waiting in heaven for a suicide bomber.
Teenaged boy: Hey, we're just playing some Magic: The Gathering. Wanna join?
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Stewie: (about Meg's wedding dress) Look at her fat shoulders in those spaghetti straps. It's like bread baking around twine!
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Lois: Peter, Meg's been down there an awfully long time.
Peter: Boy, you cannot wait to criticise her at every turn, can you, Lois?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Hey, Brian, knock knock!
Brian: Who's there?
Stewie: (whispering) Two friends, building a house together.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 14