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Meg: I like the outfit you have on
Ida: Thank you, Meg. Who did your procedure.
Meg: Wow, you just burned your last friend in this room, lady.

Peter: Here's the deal: anything he lops off we get to bring home to Brian.
Lois: That's very green of you, Peter.

Lois: How do you know he's gay?
Peter: A lot of little things: the way he talks, his mannerisms, and he has the complete DVD set of Sex and the City between his butt cheeks.
Lois: Peter, no he didn't.
Peter: He had the DVD set. I was just being colorful with the rest of it.

It's gotta be a trainwreck down there. Just an absolute casserole of nonsense.

Stewie

Remember when we met him the other day, and he danced for a while?

Peter

The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry extended to you by the family, not a legality.

Peter
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Family Guy Season 8 Episode 18 Quotes

Remember when we met him the other day, and he danced for a while?

Peter

The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry extended to you by the family, not a legality.

Peter