Family Guy "Running Mates" Quotes
Lois: A woman is not an object.
Peter: Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: I know, you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time now and I'm the man
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Lois, you've left me no choice but to beat you the only way I know how. By killing you!...in the race for schoolboard president
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Well, a lot of nasty things have been said during this campaign. But pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Hey, Lois, what's with the sign?
Lois: Peter we discussed this, I'm running for school board. You never listen to me.
Peter: Oh yeah, I remember. Hey Cleveland, hey Quagmire. ... Hey, Lois, what's with the sign?
• Rating: Unrated
Peter [at the debate]: Well, I-I have always cared deeply about young people. As a rich college bound student I once joined some underprivileged youths in saving a community center from being converted into a shopping mall. (crowd cheers)
Lois: Peter, that wasn't you. That was Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" in Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo! You watched that last night... (crowd boos)
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: When I'm done, our students will be so smart, they'll be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself
• Rating: Unrated
Cleveland: There's quite a crowd outside. I haven't seen pandemonium like this since Ridiculous Day down at the deli, where prices were so low, they were ridiculous
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8
