Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

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I keep asking myself. Who could have done a thing like this?

Lester

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Postal Worker: This is highly irregular.
Lorne: No. Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

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Lorne: I'm a minister apparently.
Postal Worker: Sir?
Lorne: You have a blessed day.

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You're screwed. You made a choice. I'm the consequence.

Lorne

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Lorne: You're an idiot. Good news: I'm taking over.

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So, tell me, Handsome. What's a girl gotta do to get that money quick because I will do anything.

Mrs. Hess

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Which makes the biggest hole?

Lester

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God is real.

Stravos

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Gus: Lorne Malvo.
Lorne: Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?

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What's with all the duct tape?

Don Chumph

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Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?

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