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This is tremendous work, Deputy. Impressive.

Agent Budge

I'd call it animal, but animals only kill for food. This was ... Sioux Falls. Ever been?

Lou

That's quite a pickle.

Lou

A man has a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage, and he wants to get across the river, but his boat can only carry one of them at a time. The problem is if the man leaves the fox and the rabbit alone, the fox is gonna eat the rabbit and the same for the rabbit and the cabbage. So how does the man get across the river without losing any of them?

Agent Budge

Lorne: Lester, is this what you want? ... Yes or no?
Lester: Yes.
Lorne [After killing three people]: That's on you.

Walk away.

Lorne
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Fargo Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

A man has a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage, and he wants to get across the river, but his boat can only carry one of them at a time. The problem is if the man leaves the fox and the rabbit alone, the fox is gonna eat the rabbit and the same for the rabbit and the cabbage. So how does the man get across the river without losing any of them?

Agent Budge

Lorne: Lester, is this what you want? ... Yes or no?
Lester: Yes.
Lorne [After killing three people]: That's on you.

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