Time for some thrilling heroics.

Jayne

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne

You can't change that by getting all...bendy.

Jayne

Mal: Nice shot!
Jayne: I was aiming for his head.

Oh my God, what could it be?! We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?! Oh right, that would be me.

Wash

Kaylee: I guess that makes us one man short.
Jayne: Little Kaylee's always one man short.

Simon: Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you're still alive.
Jayne: He looked bigger when I couldn't see him

Book: Whatever horror he witnessed, whatever acts of barbarism, it was done by men.
Jayne: Reavers ain't men.
Book: Of course they are. Too long removed from civilization, perhaps, but men.

Reavers might take issue with that philosophy, if they had a philosophy. If they weren't too busy gnawing on your insides

Mal

Jayne's right. Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be.

Mal

How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different from those who did the slaughter.

Book

Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.

Firefly Quotes

Mal: You're only going to scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary.

Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.