Popular Firefly Quotes
Alliance Officer: It's only in the last year that you've been shipping out with the crew of the Serenity ?
Inara: It's just Serenity.
Zoe: We're very private people.
Wash: The legs, oh yeah, definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and right where legs meet her back. Actually, that whole area. That and above it.
Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash
Alliance officer: Seems odd that you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
Mal: Maybe on the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one.
The key seems to be handing Jayne a heavy stick and then standing back.
Inara
What you gonna do in that rig? Flounce around the engine room? Be like a sheep walkin' on its hind legs.
Mal
Badger: Thought we might have a bit of a sit-down.
Mal: Prefer a bit of a "piss off."
Badger: Won't deal with me direct. He's taken an irrational dislike.
Jayne: What happened, he see your face
'Course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle. I got my hands on a couple.
Badger
Mal: You're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes sir, Captain Tight-pants.
Kaylee: Is that him?
Mal: That's the buffet table.
Kaylee: Well, how can we be sure unless we question it?
Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.
