Jared: You know what she made you?
Peter: Her bitch?

Damien; Since the gun was a dairy product we can probably get the weapons charged dismiss.

I'm not going to say that what we did see out there was the Mongolian death worm but something ate our camel.

Infeld

It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.

I've never been concerned about size, Peter. We went over that when we dated.

Janie

Who would make art out of toe nail clippings?

Hanna

If you walk through this world knowing that you're beautiful other people will know it too.

Jennifer

Carter: Franklin & Bash LLC. Although you weren't actually a Limited Liability Corporation, were you?
Franklin: Truthfully, we just like the way LLC sounds.

Are you sleeping with the same mistress? How very green of you.

Isabella's like Jessica Rabbit. She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

I'm representing medical marijuana against the city. So if you need some samples, ding dong.

No blowing before 8am. I don't necessarily agree with that.

Jared

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin