Infeld: Are you familiar with yin and yang.
Franklin: The tramp stamp tattoo?

You phone sex in Latin, really?

Peter

I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.

Made by monks but monks who like to party.

Damien: It's a luxury and lifestyle magazine. It's for men so you guys probably haven't heard of it.
Franklin: Really? You want to go there mister manis and pedis on Saturdays.

To me he's just a guy who wouldn't let me watch Walker Texas Ranger because it made a mockery of the law.

I'm always cocky. It's an irritating asset. It works well for me.

The smaller the ball the better the book.

Stanton

Bash: You crossed the line.
Franklin: We're Franklin & Bash we crossed the line ten exits back.

Can you check and see if Mr. Franklin is drunk in addition to being insane.

Judge

Objection. If Mr Stein wishes to live out his fantasies there are more private ways.

You know, for lawyers you guys are almost human.

Tommy

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin