Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFavorite Franklin & Bash Quotes
We had sex in the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum. Since when do you play it safe?
Ellen
Jared: You know what she made you?
Peter: Her bitch?
If you walk through this world knowing that you're beautiful other people will know it too.
Jennifer
It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.
I've never been concerned about size, Peter. We went over that when we dated.
Janie
Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.
Jared: My feet are sticking to the floor.
Peter: That's good party traction.
Franklin: I went on a vision quest and had sex for 12 straight hours on a mountain top on Joshua Tree once. I would have kept going but we were surrounded by coyotes.
Pindar: Is any of that true?
Franklin: I went to Joshua Tree once.
Your locks are defective too. Does anything that comes out of your factory work?
Peter
Bash: We know how men manipulate women. The aw shucks, I'm just shy and quirky. Lets take it slow. The next thing you know it's 2am and your naked in a bouncy house.
Franklin: It's been known to happen.
Want to lose yourself in some misery sex?
Damien
Jared: We were young. Mere chicken tenders.
Peter: But now we're the big cocks of the wok.
