Carter: Franklin & Bash LLC. Although you weren't actually a Limited Liability Corporation, were you?
Franklin: Truthfully, we just like the way LLC sounds.

I'm sorry I didn't call right away. I wanted to hang out with some scumbags that weren't lawyers.

Your client just committed a felony in front of a judge. I didn't go to a top ten school but I think that's bad.

We'll help you kick Leonard's ass with your big red clown shoe.

To me he's just a guy who wouldn't let me watch Walker Texas Ranger because it made a mockery of the law.

I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.

It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.

Made by monks but monks who like to party.

I'm always cocky. It's an irritating asset. It works well for me.

The smaller the ball the better the book.

Stanton

Bash: You crossed the line.
Franklin: We're Franklin & Bash we crossed the line ten exits back.

Can you check and see if Mr. Franklin is drunk in addition to being insane.

Judge

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin