Franklin & Bash
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Are you sleeping with the same mistress? How very green of you.
May we approach the bench with Penn and Teller.
Allison
Give us a call when you start embezzling pension funds.
Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.
Like I said I didn't tell anybody. Pindar's not anybody.
"Wow. So your settlement offer is to not be mean to her?"
I can't tell if Jennifer's delusional or has the most inflated self esteem ever.
If you walk through this world knowing that you're beautiful other people will know it too.
Jennifer
Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.
Damien: It's a luxury and lifestyle magazine. It's for men so you guys probably haven't heard of it.
Franklin: Really? You want to go there mister manis and pedis on Saturdays.
Franklin: I went on a vision quest and had sex for 12 straight hours on a mountain top on Joshua Tree once. I would have kept going but we were surrounded by coyotes.
Pindar: Is any of that true?
Franklin: I went to Joshua Tree once.
Objection. If Mr Stein wishes to live out his fantasies there are more private ways.