I want to take a moment to thank the man who taught us how to have Fridays at Dillon High again, our own Coach Taylor.

Principal

Julie: I need to know something. Did you come to Dillon to get me to go back to school or to get me back?
Derek: The second thing.
Julie: That's what I thought.

We went over this over in practice yesterday buddy, oh that's right you weren't at practice. How was Oklahoma??

Luke [Vince]

Tami: Mind if I join you?
Epyck: I think there's laws against stalking.

You're knocking on the wrong doors.

Coach Taylor [to Vince]

Listen, life is gonna throw a bunch of crap at you, but all you can do is just put it in the past and leave it there.

Mindy

Oh my God Becky when you win, you've gotta sneak into your boyfriend's room wearing only your tiara!

Stripper

Becky I like you so much, alright? When you wanna go out give me a call ok? Or like email me ok? Or send me a postcard to the post office, carrier pigeons, whatever!

Luke

If I were you I'd get in the car right now.

Coach Taylor [to Derek]
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