Friday Night Lights

Friday Night Lights Quotes (Page 6)

Season 5 Episode 3: "The Right Hand of the Father"

Eric: Girls in locker rooms is a bad idea.
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Tinker [to Jess]: Hey Foxy Brown!
Billy: Keep it in your pants Tinker!
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Eric: People are watching us and it's just as important what we do on the field as what we do off the field.
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Eric: Anyone, and I mean anyone who breaks our standards will be off the team and THAT is a promise.
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Tami: It didn't look to me like you were having fun. It looked to me like you were passed out cold.
Maura [rolls eyes]: Have you ever been to a party?
Tami: I sure have. I usually try to stay awake, it's a lot more fun that way.
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Eric: We didn't do any of this crap when we were kids.
[Awkward Pause]
Eric: Alright, I'll see you later.
Tami: Yeah...
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Season 5 Episode 2: "On the Outside Looking In"

Luke: I traded my pig for you.
Becky: What??
Luke: Maribel. Tinker's in love with her and I said he could have her if I could have you for my rally girl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coach [to athletic administration]: Think we'd be here if we didn't beat a team we weren't supposed to beat?
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Vince: Coach, I think I speak for everyone when I say it feels like everyone's out to get us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Julie [to TA]: There's a 36 throwback in it. I'd bet my life on it. So have a nice night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vince: You've been very angry lately Luke, you need a hug? Some love?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mindy: There's a fox in my henhouse and I don't like it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ruckle: I got porn, lots of porn. Want it? K see you out there.
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Epyck: Everybody in Texas smokes. Even babies smoke in this state.
Tami: Well even babies can't smoke on school property.
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Slammin' Sammy Meade: It looks like a lot of things are about to change for a little school called East Dillon.
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Season 5 Episode 1: "Expectations"

Slammin' Sammy Meade: I'll say this tonight. Alarm bells are going off all over Texas right now because East Dillon has served notice, they are a team to be reckoned with. This high school football season is ON folks.
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Landry: I'm actually gonna miss this place.
Julie: Miss Dillon?
Landry: No, I'm gonna miss the Alamo Freeze and all their cool treats and hot eats.
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Landry: You stay golden Julie Taylor.
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Becky: I just really feel like I don't have much of a family right now and well, Tim said if I ever needed anything that you guys were my family.
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Grandman Saracen [to Landry]: Now you come over here, I wanna hug your neck. I'm gonna hug your neck boy.
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