Friday Night Lights

Fridays 8:00 PM on NBC

Season: 5 4 3 2 1

Friday Night Lights Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 6: "Swerve"

Jess [to Vince]: Try not to trip over your ego when you're running!
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Episode 5: "Kingdom"

Hastings Ruckle: Coach are we there yet?
Coach Taylor: Nope, but we're getting there. Slowly but surely we're getting there.
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Buddy: I know it's very controversial now son, we don't even say it, but hazing is an important ritual. You know back in the days it used to be shave the whole body, adhesive tape, leave us out in the country just to find our way home. So it's a lot kinder now. Don't worry, you can handle it baby, you can handle it.
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Derek's wife: Julie Taylor is a slut!!
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Coach Taylor: Stay away from dumb gentlemen.
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Luke: I thought you were gonna lay off the pork man! After I gave you my pig, c'mon.
Tinker: Dude, pork and pig are two different things.
Vince: Wait what?
Tinker: Pork is on a plate and pig ain't.
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Tinker: It's too damn quiet. I miss my cop cars and crackheads.
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Billy: Coach we're not calling Triple A, Triple A is for women.
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Coach Taylor: I wanna go to the playoffs this year, you wanna come with me?
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Episode 4: "Keep Looking"

Buddy Jr.: Does mom know you're taking me to the ghetto school?
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Luke [to Becky]: Let me tell you something. You like me.
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Eric: Can he play?
Buddy: Of course he can play, he's a Garrity. It's in his blood. He loves football, he just doesn't know it yet.
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Vince: I'm sorry mama, but the more I look at this man, the more I remember him not being there.
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Mindy [to Becky]: Okay evaluate. Judge my ass! Evaluate my ass!!
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Tami: I wish there was a way we could punish these kids without just sending them home. She was smiling.
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Buddy: Nature already has meat. It's called a cow.
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Episode 3: "The Right Hand of the Father"

Vince's dad: Tonight, for the first time in my life, I knew what pride felt like.
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Slammin' Sammy Meade: Comin' down to it folks, it's gut check time.
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Vince [about his father]: My mom asked me to forgive him, to be better. And you're asking me to be better. I don't know how to be better because he NEVER taught me to be better!
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