Popular Friends Quotes
Chandler: (Showing Joey how to smoke for his audition) Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. With it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Joey: You miss it?
Chandler: No, not so much.
Alan: (After being dumped by Monica) Although I gotta say I'm a little relieved.
Monica: Relieved?
Alan: Yeah, I had fun with you, but... I can't stand your friends.
Phoebe: The soda company gave me $7000 dollars for the thumb.
All: Wow.
Phoebe: Yeah, and on my way over here, I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe?!
Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Chandler
Phoebe: There's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Chandler: Oh, Satan's minions at work again...
Ross: A thumb?
Phoebe: I know. I know. I opened it up, and there is was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker.
Chandler: Maybe it's a contest, you know, like, "collect all five."
Monica: Do you guys ever think Alan might be a little too Alan.
Rachel: No, you can never be too Alan.
Ross: It's his innate Alan-ness that we adore.
Chandler: I could personally stand about a gallon of Alan.
Phoebe: It's not mine! If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Monica: Pheebs, do you have a plan?
Phoebe: I don't even have a "pla."
Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm?
(She points to herself. They scream.)
Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news...
(She shows them her engagement ring. They scream.)
Phoebe: (To Monica) Look, look, I have elbows!
(She holds up her elbows. They scream.)
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm... I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the, uh, dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
