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(After Joey puts a toilet brush over the hole he gouged in the bathroom floor) Aw, that's nice. We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!Monica
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Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get 'ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
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Joey: You know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail?
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler: You're building a post office?
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Oh, you know what? You were on my list of five goofy coffeehouse guys I could sleep with, but yesterday you got bumped for that guy over there!Isabella Rossellini
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Chandler: Okay. On three. One. Two.
Joey: Why don't we just go on two.
Chandler: Why two?
Joey: Because it's faster.
Chandler: You know, I could've counted to three like four times without all this two talk.
Joey: All right but in the future ...
Ross: Okay, okay, heavy thing not getting any lighter
Chandler: Okay. One. Two.
Joey: So we are going on two?
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You know what it's my fault really because the couch is normally where we keep the varnish.Chandler
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Ross: (About Isabella Rossellini) Damn! I can't believe I took her off my list.
Monica: Why? 'Cause otherwise you'd go for it?
Ross: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: Oh oh, you lie.
Ross: What? You don't think I'd go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Ross: Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.
Rachel: You know what, honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate.
Ross: Okay, hold my crawler.
Rachel: Okay. (He walks up to the counter.)
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Rachel: Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rossellini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.
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Hey! Where ya headin' in those pants? 1982?Monica
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(To Joey, about the lumber in their apartment) So, what happened? Did a forest tick you off?Chandler
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Phoebe: Okay. All right, this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now, this.
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Franck: Oh, come on. We went, we went to Time Square. We found ninja stars. I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Phoebe: She wasn't a hooker.
Franck: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
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Ross: (About his list) Isabella Rossellini.
Chandler: Ooh hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But, ah, ya know she's too international. Ya know she's never gonna be around.
Chandler: So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who's gonna be in the country like all the time.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini... geography.
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Chandler: (About the entertainment center being too large) A good job, Joe.
Joey: Wow. It's big.
Chandler: Yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller.
Joey: Maybe my ruler's wrong.
Phoebe: Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
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