Friends Season 1 Episode 14: "The One with the Candy Hearts" Quotes
Rachel: How do we end up with these jerks? We're good people.
Monica: I don't know. I think we're some kind of magnets.
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Monica
She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.
Joey
Phoebe: (While doing the ritual) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, okay? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian. I don't think we need a third.
Chandler
(To Ross) All you need is a woman who likes men and you're set.
Carol
(Ross looks at a beautiful woman passing by) Not her.
Janice: (To Chandler) I bought you something.
Chandler: Is it loaded?
C'mon, man, she's needy. She's vulnerable. I'm thinking, cha-ching!
Joey
