Friends Season 1 Quotes
Monica: Paul, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.
Joey: Hey, Paul, the wine guy.
Ross: Hey, Paul.
Phoebe: Hey, Paul.
Rachel: Hi, Paul.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
All right, kids, I've got to get to work. If I don't input those numbers... Doesn't make much of a difference.
Chandler
(On the phone) Daddy, I can't marry him, I just don't love him. (Pause) Well it matters to me.
Rachel
Ross: Leave my aura alone.
Phoebe: Fine, be murky.
Joey: What are you talking about? "One woman." That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Then stay out of my freezer.
Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
Chandler: That is amazing.
Rachel: Ya know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
Chandler: If I can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Ooh... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
Phoebe
And that's when it hit me-- how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Ya know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...
Rachel
Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
Phoebe
Ross: I'll be fine. Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No, you don't.
Ross: No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!
