Rachel: Daddy! Daddy listen to me! It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat. It's a metaphor Daddy! Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself. Monica: Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live. Ross: Uh Joey... omnipotent. Joey: You are? I'm so sorry. (To Chandler) I didn't know, I thought it was one of those theoretical questions.