Futurama Season 2 Episode 13: "A Bicyclops Built for Two" Quotes
Alkazar: This is my home. I hope you don't think less of me because I live in a giant castle.
Leela: Oh, no, not at all. If anything, I'm more impressed.
Fry: What's over that hill?
Alkazar: The Forbidden Valley. A holy sanctuary where no one may tread.
Fry: Is that anything like a cemetery 'cause I gotta take a leak.
Leela: Fry, that's offensive to our people. Isn't it?
And there's the infamous pirate, Purple Beard, scourge of the six seas.
Alkazar
Her perfect eye reminds me of yours, Leela. Had our race survived, you would have been a temple priestess or a supermodel.
Alkazar
Alkazar: This sacred mosaic depicts our goddess of beauty.
[The mosaic looks like Botticelli's The Birth of Venus.]
Fry: Hmm, you got any sacred artwork of her from the back?
We are the last remaining Cyclopses. Our planet is Cyclopia. This is the capital, Cyclops City. Stop me if I'm going too fast for you.
Alkazar
After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or, uh, a kid with a BB gun.
Leela
Alkazar? Are you real? Or am I seeing single?
Leela
Leela: Look at that statue. It's only got one eye.
Fry: Lazy sculptor!
Leela, you've got mail! It's not spam.
Operator
Cyclops: To Leela. Subject: Hello. I am Alkazar. Fortunately I wrote down your screenname before I was dispatched by that oafish moron.
Fry: Kicked your ass!
Fry: Are you still mad at me for wrecking your once-in-a-lifetime chance to learn the meaning of your existence?
Leela: No, I'm just happy you were able to win a video game. Now let's concentrate on getting this desperately-needed popcorn to the people of Cineplex 14, OK?
