Things don't exist simply because you believe in them, thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky!

Dr. Banjo

I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me, ask my Uncle.


Lawyer: Objection. In the absence of pants, defense's suspenders serve no purpose.
Judge: I'm going to allow them, for now.

Amy: I think they just want wives. Just play along and if it doesn't work out, we still get half of their rocks.
Leela: I can earn my own rocks. Also, I don't want any rocks.

Professor: All these trees are robotic. I can't believe how quickly they sprung up.
Bender: I can. robots do everything fast including evolving and believing how quickly things spring up.

We've gotta save them! But the only weapon we have is my fan dance.


If this is anything like killing the pigeon on my balcony, we've got our work cut out for us.


I remembered you liked superheroes, so I painted a mural on your wall. This is Father-Man. He fights crime to earn Son-Boy's respect. Is it working?


Ah, the water's as sterile as my milk-man trusting father.

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