Futurama Season 2 Episode 7: "A Head in the Polls" Quotes
Bodies are for hookers and fat people!
Bender
Fry: Why would Nixon stay at the Watergate?
Leela: They give you a discount if you've been here before.
Leela: Look, I know there are no car chases, but this is important. One of these two men will become president of the world.
Fry: What do we care? We live in the United States.
Leela: The United States is part of the world.
Fry: Wow, I have been gone a long time.
Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!
Nixon
