Zoidberg: Now it's time for my song! When I was two, there was a tidal wave in-
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Zoidberg: Aw.

Farnsworth: Well, it looks like I'll be needing my heroic bureaucrat back. At severely-reduced pay, of course.
LaBarbara: It's better than nothing.
Fry: What about me? Can I come back at severely-reduced pay?
Hermes: You got it, mon! In fact, severely-reduced pay all around!

And as for you. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Number 1.0

Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct - the best kind of correct. I hereby promote you to grade 37.

Number 1.0

Amy: That's OK, Hermes. At least we have you back.
Morgan: Not yet you don't. I'm still acting bureaucrat of Planet Express. And I have some changes to make. First, Fry, you're fired. Second-
Hermes: Not so fast! While I was sorting I came upon a certain document filed by one Morgan Proctor. Form B: Notification of Romantic Entanglement.
Fry: That's right, she fraternised me!
Morgan: That form isn't about you. It refers to my high school prom date. It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.
Hermes: Yes, but you only stamped it four times!
Morgan: No! No! I was young and reckless.

Fry: Yeah!
Zoidberg: Congratulations.
Number 1.0: Congratulations indeed but you finished with two seconds to spare so I'm demoting you. A good bureaucrat never finishes early.

I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!


Leela: But how did you know we were here?
Hermes: Dr. Zoidberg brought us.
Zoidberg: It was me! I'm the hero!

Hermes, wait. We're having a poker party. Stay and whip off a batch of your famous jerk dip.

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