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Futurama "Mobius Dick" Quotes

Title Card: Featuring Sparky, The Invisible Elf
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Leela: Where's the professor?
Bender: Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.
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Professor: I remember it like it was interesting.
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Hermes: Zoidberg was popular?
Amy: Zoidberg had hair?
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Leela: Or we could fly around it.
Professor: Of course you could! You'd be stupid not to.
Bender: Supposing we're not stupid what kind of stupid mission is this?
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Leela: Brace yourselves it's tickle me elmo's fire!
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Fry: It's a spaceship graveyard. Why did we have to come here at night?
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Zoidberg: Relax friends. Panic jerks!
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Leela: Raise the solar sails! I'm going after that Mobius Dick!
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Leela: Maybe if I move the compass like this, it will somehow kill the whale.
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