Futurama Season 2 Episode 19: "Mother's Day" Quotes
Everyone, help mom find her bra.
Mom
Move your freaking hoof, you goat!
Mom
Mom: Get out of my house, you lying scum pile. I never want to see you again.
Farnsworth: But, dust cakes...
Amy: Way to go, Professor. The plan worked.
Mom: Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot, dry sex.
Farnsworth: Look, it started out as a calculated plot to rummage through your underwire. But once I got in there, I found more - much more. And now I want to shout our love from the rooftops. Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla.
Bender: Ooh! A six-pack of strawberry champagne. Don't mind if I help myself!
Greeting Card: No, Comrade Bender! Liquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie.
Bender: Say what?
Greeting Card: In the glorious robot workers' paradise, there will be no liquor. Only efficient synthetic fuels.
Bender: No liquor? Do svidaniya, comrade!
Bender: Alright, greeting card, I'll grab the cash, you wreck up the place. And- Huh?
Mom: You, bending unit, Mommy needs that bra to end the robot rebellion. Stretch up and get it for me.
Bender: Sorry, Ma, but you ordered me to rebel. And loot I shall!
Fry: Is anything not a robot?
Lamp: I'm not a robot.
Nothing in here but a couple of elephant skin rugs.
Fry (upon seeing Farnsworth and Mom)
Where in funkytown is the Professor?
Hermes
(thinking) Here we go. Just unhook it and get the remote. So many hooks! Come on, Farnsworth. Drat, the first one's back on again!
Farnsworth
Farnsworth: I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat!
Mom: Filthy, toothless nerd bastard!
Farnsworth: Damned she-fossil!
Mom: Stink pig!
I've got a big, big thirst for human blood!
Slurm Machine
